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June 27 2017

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pyrrhiccomedy:

disgustinganimals:

balltillifall:

Attention: the bodega cat near our house is now wearing a T-shirt that says security.

congarts on the job dude

bodega cats are the best thing about living in new york

like you’ll just be making a pissy 2 am trip to the corner store for tampons and a pint of chocolate fudge swirl, and then there’s a cat. a super friendly cat that will chirp at you and nuzzle your hand. it works at the bodega. it hunts pests and gets paid in all the cold cuts it wants, and everybody loves it. it’s the happiest cat you’ve ever seen. every single bodega cat is living its best life.

00:39
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poor-old-faggot:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Let’s bring this mess back. ❤

00:39
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capacity:

I heard this interaction for the first time today and I was appalled……

00:33

skippyin:

knightcommander:

the concept of lucio is so crazy…. like imagine ur an overwatch mercenary, killing bad guys with your crew etc., then you look over and there’s beyonce with a gun

00:32
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gif87a-com:

Animal Gaits for Animators by Stephen Cunnane

00:27

its been fucking weeks and my ssri withdrawal is still monsterous and im not seeing the lady till 7 pm thursday im gonna fucking die

00:20

2dsgirl:

btw im really over cis/straight girls (cishet ppl in general) going to pride because it’s this fun party and they can post about it on all their social medias and look SO ‘woke’ but in their real lives they don’t wanna share a locker room with a lesbian or trans girl and get fucking rude when they go to gay bars and a girl hits on them or a trans girl walks into the bathroom while their taking a selfie. i honestly don’t care if going to pride is some sort of feel good thing to boost your ego, please leave us alone because pride is NOT for straight cis people !

00:15

cant find my wallet guess im poor and cant drive now

00:14
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babylonian:

sebmal:

suppermariobroth:

One of the messages displayed on a Super Mario Bros. Mushroom World pinball machine.

please god watch this 19 second video all the way to end, i genuinely could not believe what i had just heard in those last 3 seconds

00:13

aigab (assigned i’m gay at birth)

00:13
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shezmycollar:

nyambient:

loopedgifs:

The train 

this is so fucked up. is this real?

yea

00:10

How Often To Clean Your House (aka Being An Adult)

fleshcircus:

cherryseltzer:

feelingswithbrandy:

scienceisfood:

createbakecelebrate:

Sprinkles And Crafts: A Food, DIY And Lifestyle Blog.

As an adult in honestly feeling attacked right now

LOL

LMAO ok

this is so wrong

everyday: 

- put dishes in the dishwasher right after u eat each time

- clean coffee pot if u make coffee in a coffee pot?

- Wipe down ur stove/microwave/counter if u spilled something on it as soon as possible after spilling the shit bc then u dont have to do it later as a “chore”

every week:

- RUN the dishwasher

- toss bad food. glance in ur freezer to see if anythings too old. its probably not. 

- Sweep if you need to (but u probably dont unless u own a dog and it’s shedding season or u drag mud everywhere)

- Take out the trash (please dont forget this one)

Every other week:

- Vaccuum if your floors are MAINLY carpet

- swiffer if u have hard wood

Every month:

- Run your dishwasher without dishes to clean it

- Dust stuff that has dust IE things on display/shelves. MAYBE ur blinds if u see they have dust

- throw out ur shower curtain all together and buy a new one lmao

- spray ur shower with cleaner and just run it without u in it to rinse it off (frequency depends on how dirty ur shower actually gets)

Every 3 months:

- wash ur sheets

- Take a clorox wipe and wipe inside ur fridge a little bit

- buy some more hand soap bc ur probably out of it

Every year:

-  Get your car inspected

- clean ur bathroom mirror

- move ur couch or recliner and vacuum under it

Never do this ever because it’s stupid and pointless:

- clean ur curtains

- clean ur windows

- vaccum mattress (wtf ive never heard of this)

- dust light fixtures (why would u do this who cares if theres dust on the lamp its a lamp)

Things u dont have to do bc ur a millenial and will never be a home owner:

- everything else on this list

June 15 2017

06:29

2 am and my dash is dead time for bed

06:26
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shmu-h:

drew samus and palutena together for a friends birthday. tbh I just want Samus to have friends

06:24
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caprisunns:

applying bug spray in style

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